It's time for a Drollhouse Christmas Redux! The following members will now step forward and assume the position:
We will now adhere to the time-honored tradition of the Twelve Funny Days of Christmas ("time-honored" meaning that we did it once in 2006). Surely, the last three miserable years of meaningless war, passive-income millionaire wealth consolidation and circus-style freakshow rube-tent political pandering have honed your snark Jedi powers since then.
Note: Noah posted twice last time around and two days seem to have disappeared completely from the NV records, so there's room for at least one extra 'houser this year (I expect at least one other to bow out). Any suggestions?